Fessy Monroser

Fessy Monroser will complain to anybody about anything. At all. In fact, he will also complain to anything about anybody. I once saw him tell a fire hydrant that Emperor Charlemagne was too short and not nearly alive enough for his tastes. And, of course, when the fire hydrant tried to reason with him, he just started yelling to passers-by that fire hydrants are sexist. By the way, he may attempt to muddy the waters of social discourse with irrational irrelevancies. But then, I suppose that's to be expected . . .