Straight Outta the Record Books!

It was a tight contest, with Horst Dubendreiner, the German favourite and a particularly surly rib-end, standing head and shoulders for a while above the rest of the enraged pigflesh, but it was exactly this level of competition that pushed a frustrated Fred over the edge. He threw a tantrum and a hissy-fit, and a bowling ball, and bit of Dubendreiner's left earlobe. What a winner!