What's Hallowe'en wid'out the CANDY?

Hee hee, looka these li'l guys! Suckers 'n' gumdrops 'n' life savers, all havin' a lovely ol' time, dancin' an' gay (in the old-fashioned sense).

Uh oh, things are gettin' outta hand . . . Someone let some healthy snacks in there, and Mr. Pretzel in particular will have no truck with that sort of thing. You might wanna take a hike there, Uncle Muffin!

Oh! Oh dear. It's Roland, the frankfurter, known for his foul temper and wild ways. He really knows how to get a situation outta hand. Well, boys 'n' girls, it's a good thing you don't need the candies to be alive in order to enjoy 'em!