David Pie

Ever wonder why everyone likes pie? Why, for the positive attitude, of course! Take David, here. Separated from his brethren like unanesthetized siamese twins with a dull knife, the best thing he has to look forward to is maybe the soothing cool touch of some French Vanilla ice cream before being torn to pieces and devoured. Will it be slow or fast? The answer is yet unknown. And herein lies his secret: David loves a good mystery! He thrills to potentially learning the truth behind life's great unknowns. Which, for his kind, is pretty much whether you'll be eaten slowly or quickly.

However, what no one actually realizes is that David is allergic to whipped cream. Oh, tonight's dessert is going to be one for the books . . .