Okay Randy sez: "It's okay!"

Feelin' down? Feelin' blue?
Just call ol' Okay Randy! Okay Randy is always there for ya, just to let you know, it's okay. Or, if it's clearly not okay, it's going to be okay.
Worried about your mortgage? It's okay.
Your brother's lost at sea? It's okay.
There's a hurricane a-comin' and you live in a poorly constructed tent? It's okay.

Honestly, Okay Randy doesn't have a very clear, precise view of how the world really is, but sometimes that's a comfort. Other times, well jeez, just don't call him.

The Oddest of Couples

Surely you've oft-times wondered aloud to yourself in public "What on earth would it be like if Bruce Banner's alter-ego The Incredible Hulk were to share an apartment with Ben Grimm, alias The Thing?" I know I haven't. You weirdo. But, fortunately, you will soon have the answer to your vaguely unhealthy question, when I finish my new short film for "Producer" Calum Johnston.

But I'm still working on it, so don't hold your breath just yet.

A Few of My Favourite Randoms . . .

Compare and Contrast

This man does not read my blog.
He has no friends, they've all abandoned him over the years, and none of his relatives acknowledge his existence. He hates his job and his job hates him. His odour resembles foul dogs. The local bank is embezzling his funds on general principles. Donuts go sour in his presence.

This fine young fellow, on the other hand, lives a chipper, cheerful life in every possible manner. Kind, optimistic, and as lucky as seven ducks, he gets along with everyone and can make small children grow up to be doctors just by grinning at them.
Photos of him never fade in the sun.

He doesn't read my blog either, so I'm not really sure what the difference is there . . .

The Vice-President of Chicken Drumsticks

Dateline: North Underbrookston

Beustace "Potentate" Whifflehorse has just won the regional elections here in Collard County, Nebraska, making him the new Vice-President of Chicken Drumsticks. Beustace, best known for his portrayal of Sheriff Bartle Munt in 1983's "Cow-time Supper for the Steppinum St. Choir and Haberdashery", recently entered gastronomical politics after an emergency operation left him unable to receive acting awards. Reigning VP Dorn Pelligroot was disappointed to lose the election, but looks forward to a brief, uneventful retirement, followed by the silent respite of the grave.

Two men and a tire.

I'm hoping we can get Steve Guttenburg for the movie.