Okay Randy sez: "It's okay!"

Feelin' down? Feelin' blue?
Just call ol' Okay Randy! Okay Randy is always there for ya, just to let you know, it's okay. Or, if it's clearly not okay, it's going to be okay.
Worried about your mortgage? It's okay.
Your brother's lost at sea? It's okay.
There's a hurricane a-comin' and you live in a poorly constructed tent? It's okay.

Honestly, Okay Randy doesn't have a very clear, precise view of how the world really is, but sometimes that's a comfort. Other times, well jeez, just don't call him.