The Toughes Little Nutcase in the Nieghbourhood!

Meet Biffy Craffington! He hates you. He hates most people. He likes to beat them up, when he can. Which is fairly often. He once beat up a Ford station wagon. And an oak tree. But he never, ever beats up ponies. He really, really likes ponies. Only, don't ever let on that you know this.

Or he'll beat you up.