Meet Chet. He likes to take an afternoon stroll and see who's about. Maybe it's an old friend. Maybe it's a brand new friend! Either way, he's happy. Heck, he's happy-go-lucky!
And then there's Cory. He's just all-round trouble. Doesn't like nobody. No way, no-how. Can't hardly be bothered to get up off the sofa, but if you happen by, he'll yell at ya. Guess that's just who he is.
The irony? I hate bananas and love apples.
I like Chet. What happens if he slips on a banana peel, though? :( Would that be the equivalent of slipping on a human corpse? That Cory seems like a real jerk. I hope he rots.
ReplyDeleteWhy can't Cory just be more like chet, and start the Chet and Cory Variety hour?
ReplyDeleteThat's something everyone can enjoy.